The cyberpunk future I ordered looks nothing like the catalog photo.

Finally! Finally someone makes a reverse trike! Something that doesn't resemble a cross between a La-Z-Boy and a Bigwheel, something that a young buck such as myself can ride without feeling geriatric!

It's the Can-Am Spyder roadster, and almost all the photos you see of it look like this:

My god, is that sexy. Just look at the thing! It screams anime! Adventure! Excitement! All that shit that a Jedi most definitely does not crave!

When you look at if from the front, though, it just looks like someone shoved a Model T up a snowmobile's ass.

How bloody disappointing. That big boat nose out front... just bleah.

I guess I won't be reenacting Venus Wars any time soon.

I remain (still on four wheels) –

Dr. Madu